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That really doesn't answer the question.

You sunk my Scrabbleship!

Sex is quite like custard, if it's cold, you're a monster for using it.

The dish ran away with the spoon, ya idjit.

What? I don't see how this is a coherent response.

@avclub-f3165be83d2dd835403b494eb7185ce2:disqus Real Talk: I've seven exes, of which one was serious, three were lengthy, and the others disposable. I've still only managed to have sex once, because I am an idiot with too much Catholic guilt.

Well, one, it's from a very good episode with some great lines pertaining to it. Two, it's a very simple design, and as such is readily identifiable. It's not like Mal's outfit, which you have to think about to remember, it's a colourful knit hat. So, naturally, the fans latch onto something simple and elegant in

WHERE WALLACE AT?!?

Guys, they can read your usernames.

The homemade hat in the show about freedom from the empires is now an officially licensed, machine made, Fox Product. I'll let that speak for itself.

Those jorts would make your balls Funke.

Yeah, right, it wasn't because everyone complained.

Is your Aunt in a Wes Anderson movie?

Pope Batman and Bishop Robins, The Boy Wonder.

Shooter's motivation? I Don't Like Mondays.

They're coming up!

Squatting… On twats. (I think he might mean facesitting? Or maybe just a Tuckerism?)

Unfortunately, @avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus, no one 22 or under would ever listen to that advice. Hell, I was in a relationship for 15 months from 16-18 because I thought he was the one (SPOILER: I'm an idiot).

You're so racist you were banned from Stormfront. The guys who are literally Nazis saw you and thought "no one is this racist, they must be a troll".

Not any Director, the first! Some might say the original!