One Day is not a novel to base your life around.

Keanu is less believable than Lord of the Rings.

"Not the fucking Free Presbyterians."

Oh, that's where you were! I thought my Steam Friends was missing someone.

You must have missed all the bisexual subtext with Ace. It's just dripping everywhere, especially in the last two seasons of classic Who.

They're reincarnated from giant genetic looms that weave DNA. Yes, I think that's canon.

@avclub-f62296b9393b6ab9229ebde91ed8469f:disqus Yeah, I'm just irritable tonight. Sorry.

I loved Naked Gun right up until I saw Police Squad! and Airplane!, which are just so many times better (and Naked Gun cribs so much from Police Squad! it rubs me the wrong way).

Peter Lupus?

He would have remade it sooner, but Nielsen wasn't dead yet.

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Dude, make another one. They're free. (But you can carry on with this account if you want, this news has left me irritable_.

Conversely, I consider Tennant the worst Doctor. Not through his own fault, but through fault of scripting and direction. His era is consistently awful with few high points, and even those would work better with other Doctors. Hell, Human Nature was originally a Seventh Doctor novel, and Blink is clearly an Eleven…

You can do this on the A.V. Club as well. Just hit the minus in the top right. Like I'm doing with this thread.

Violence, a-okay! Rape, a-okay! Naughty words and an erect penis? FUCK YOU!

Barr was originally supposed to have a boner during his death scene in Saga #11, but Apple nixed it.

It's because of an erect penis. Yes, really.

You've been able to comment on Savage Love for months now.

Vampire Killer is the theme, but after ever DUNNA DUN DA it goes Batman!

Sorry buddy, but I was calling you a racist. For that whole "oh, that guy's not white. White people aren't like that!" bit.