I'm from the North, what's a machete going to do?

So I watched Moonrise Kingdom last night. I've never been so irritated by a movie trying to be precious. The characters may as well have been porcelain dolls, I wouldn't have noticed the difference and it would explain the stilted acting. Why is this twee, over-stylised, ode to falseness lauded?

How would the bride and groom (and variation thereof) have met in a cemetery with no relatives in it?

I've not made it through Barton Fink twice. In my defence, it's really long.

It's their only one I feel comfortable watching with family, because it's y'know for kids. (Chicanery trademarked to Laboured Joke Inc. Since 1903)

So much negativity in here, I must fix this.

He has a nailgun glued to his hand that fires every 1.6 seconds!

I just got that 204 (Basic Rocket Science) was a Cold War/Space Race allegory. I'm dumb.

What's with the Negative Nigels on the Escapism boards?

I'm presuming you mean in the fourth season.

Thor's in Asgard, Hulk's disappeared again, Hawkeye and Black Widow are in some spy thing, Cap is in Russia dealing with the Winter Soldier.

Apart from some egregoriously bad fringing on the blue screen, and some bad lighting (I think some of it was strip lighted, don't do that ever), I really enjoyed it.

Leonard likes Jeff's post!

This episode is production order, COST and Alt HIstory were swapped around. I think it's just a case of the relationship not working.

@avclub-d7b683529752a4d24d84c4941861a363:disqus Are you joking? It was James Brolin.

Dude let his only grass/bug/flying free so it could go bone. What a fucking awful stat blindness.

Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty?

Well, as you know, this is the tuba capital of the world.

He goes by Chaz now.

Oh God, you're getting off on me knowing this stuff. Please, don't do that.