I, too, am glad you're not dead. Let's keep it that way. Bring this insight up with your therapist.

As a violent porn CREATOR, I'm starting to have fears of my audience. I'm getting a lot of comments like, "Drill that fucking scarecrow," and "Yeah, take her head off!". Am I going over to the Dark Side?

Yeah, but I bought Simpsons Sing the Blues

You're colder than the Polar vortex.

The commercials make this look like crap.

And a string to wind around it!

Never heard the whole song before. Huh.

Eh, I've finished all the Black Mirror I can stand. And did they ever get the Peter Capaldi Doctor Who series?

Bring back Lancelot Link and call him Detective Chimp!

A article straight from Wikipedia.

Has she had work done?

Steven Sondheim didn't get at least a mention?

They have NO shame.

Didn't the red M&M used to be Jon Lovitz?

At least it wasn't Lena Dunham.

I guess now I have to.

Upvote if you're watching this, Gallivant, Brooklyn 99 AND screwing around online as well.

Tonight will probably be a mishmash of Golden Globes, Gallivant, Bob's Burgers and maybe Downton Abbey. I doubt if I'll remember anything in the morning.

Finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy and fuck all of you who recommended it as a great summer movie. It's just another Movie About Explosions, with a few Marvel trappings. What really kills me is that I bought it for Christmas, instead of just renting it.

Was his hair really like that, back in the day?