It's a bunch of felgercarb.

I TRIED to read the second book, I swear I did. All I remember is sighing deeply and hurling the book across the room three chapters in.

Why not a gritty reboot of Hogan's Heroes?

I'm more of a Kermit man.

I probably learned more from Captain Kangaroo, but I'll remember Sesame Street better.

Yeah, I never got the "Learning Experience" from Sesame Street.

Yep, officially too old for mainstream comics.

"Sesquipedalian", even.

Fuck "Magic is Science".

I look like Friar Tuck.

Customers need to learn to fucking count.

Discovered I have THREE days off Thanksgiving week. Work has actually been slow today, thank God. Think most of the crazies are hitting department stores, we'll probably get the desperate people just before Tgiving and just before Christmas.

9:25 in the evening. Got home after working with fucking innumerate morons all day— thank God I have managers to actually talk to people too stupid to understand basic math — and played Lego Batman MUCH longer than I had planned on.

Warning: Flashy gets dangerously sentimental in his old age.

I can't read anything longer than a short story or an article in the New Yorker.

Weirdly warmer than I expected here in PA.

I'd shave my left nut for a secretary job, I went to college, and now I'm a cashier.

Haven't cared for Bowie since he turned straight and got off drugs.

Will anybody spit on me if I say Bob Dylan is the most fucking over-rated musician since Elvis?

Led Zep. Just apathetic about them. And I never fucking want to hear Stairway To Heaven ever again. Specifically, I never want to hear anyone learning the guitar trying to play Stairway to Heaven ever again.