Wouldn't have heard a damn thing about it if it weren't for Google Doodles.

Is preferring chai a gay thing? Because I do.

A perennial.

So many shows seem like they've been on forever at this point— Survivor, The Voice, Real Housewives of Hell, that Kardashians thing. . . .

Which reminds me of the Republican caucus that's always trying to dump PBS and let "Market Forces" dictate what children see.

No, but he could use a little help.

BELLS!
Listen to the bells!
Ting a ling, hear them ring, everybody listen to the BEEEELLLS!

Tom Lehrer. Who ALSO wrote a couple of songs for Electric Company.

"Six little kittens play nearby/ As the princess sings her lullaby. /One two three, four five six,/ And dream their dreams of magic tricks that all end up with the number six."

And that's not easy.

Cheers, cheers, CHEERS!
May Bumble live nine thousand years!

YEAH, I remember that!

SH — IT, shit.
dee dee dee
SH — Muck, schmuck.

Sooo, are you gonna do the OTHER number song, "Let's sing a song of __!" You know, the one that always ended with the cook carrying pastries and falling on his ass?

Since it's a 3D representation, apparently "digging deep" is important.

Dammit, I've been hearing Alligator King every time I think of my Dad.

Songs stay with you. I remember 90% of the stuff from the Dr. Demento show.

Playing Lego Batman 3, and really, there's such a thing as TOO MUCH STUFF, guys. Bat-Mite AND Conan O'Brian? Watchtower, Hall of Justice, Hall of freakin' DOOM AND the Batcave? It's better to have too much than not enough, but this game already feels overstuffed.

REALLY BIG GODDAMNED TREE.

*Looks at skulls on uniform*
Are we the baddies?