There's a difference between "Last Girl" and Badass Girl.

It's a great night for eyebrows.

Maaan, Roz "Pinkie Tuscadero" Kelly really knew how to capitalize on a bit part, didn't she?

IMPACT WRESTLING
Jessika Havok vs. Gail Kim is a thousand times hotter and better than the Divas.

A man wakes up and reaches for his glasses on the nightstand. Something places the glasses in his hand.

Naw, it's pure Country. Just add "My dog ran away and my truck won't start."

That guy wasn't from West Africa, was he?

This October weather is giving me either a constant, low-grade cold or the damnedest allergies I've ever had. Coughing and nose-dripping constantly.

Because help from Dad came with the string attached of a harsh austerity program— Now I know how Greece feels! Boom!

Still waiting for PA to drop their "No fucking beer or wine in grocery stores" bullshit.

When you mention Running Man, everyone will think you're talking about the Schwarzenegger flick.

Looking the other way seems to be Corbett's strong suit, as with our current ePorn scandal.

I'm here in PA, and the only source of joy this year is that Corbett is probably getting his ass stomped.

At least they can re-use their OJ Simpson costumes.

Who did "Looking Through Gary Gilmore's Eyes"?

Anything by the Misfits. Most stuff by Oingo Boingo— also "Insanity" by Danny Elfman.

What's this about vacation?

As someone who is no longer 14 years old and doesn't take part in Boys Vs Girls, I say ignore it, except to sneer at anyone who takes part in or defends rape/death threats.

Going back to trying to finish Bleeding Edge. Trouble is, it's not the sort of thing you can read in bits on the toilet.

I thought that was supposed to be the Boomers.