When you work retail, you hope to avoid Xmas music as long as possible. It's only tolerable from the day after Thanksgiving to Christmas Eve.

"monkey"?

Go for the glimmers and gimlets.

Fuck no I'm not satisfied with my job. Four years of college, training myself in 10-key and fucking InDesign, every day I ask myself why I'm working as a cashier. On the backside of 50, and Dad is strenuously pointing out that his money's running out. Checking out the jobs section every week, but either they want…

Bought Doki-Doki Universe on PSN, and the P.T. Demo. Loved Doki-Doki, haven't had the balls to go through P.T. (Look, you know damn well on your third go-round through that opening hall, as soon as that basement door opens something hideous is gonna come through.)

Blackface on Halloween— Not funny, not "pushing the envelope", just obnoxious.

According to Savage Love, the tampons are disappearing up their little bro's butts.

Is that the Mulaney show?

You left out "anti-Christ".

FUCKING BUY LOCAL, YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT THESE CHAINS!

Between McDonalds and this, today is fast food's darkest day.

Remember the first time you saw pizza? It ALWAYS looked disgusting.

Sales are detumescing..

The fillet-O-fish sammiches are always bass-ackward.

Hell, they keeled over from "Winston Tastes Good— Like A Cigarette Should."

Horsies are cuuuuute.

McD's Consumers

Old enough to remember when they sang a whole damned song about how clean their places (I refuse to call them "restaurants") were.

McDonalds— It's Tolerable!™

Anything beats McRonalds.