All the political ads I see are calling Tom Corbett and Tom Wolff names. Wake me November 5th.

Makes you positively long for the days of handbag dogs and teacup pigs, don't it?

Hagiography

It's still going on in Amelie-time.

And what's this about a light projecting wedding cake? Why wasn't I informed?

There are already female MMA stars in UFC for XBone/PS4— that's close enough for me.

Games are NOT supposed to be healthy exercise! There's a reason the Kinect flopped!

Would depend on the statute of limitations, wouldn't it?

Can't Trust Nobody.

Actually netflixed Pigeons From Hell awhile back, genuinely frightening. Who says horror has to be hard R to be effective?

Anhedonia— when nothing gives you real sexual pleasure anymore. When online porn and creating your own porn don't get you off, and the thought of actually talking to a real person just makes you want to weep and crawl into bed. Yeah, I should probably talk to a therapist.

I assume it was all due to cocaine.

Sean wouldn't have left us with this mystery.

O sure, you say that NOW, but just wait until someone gets preggers with the AntiChrist!

Has any companion EVER called the Doctor on his bullshit? If, as my mother said, the Doctor is basically an extremely paternalistic vision of God, it's clear it doesn't take the travails of Job to make Clara bust out on him. Then again, how could a thousand year-old Time Lord even pretend NOT to be paternalistic…

I will always haaate Forest Gump because, after running it down (before seeing it) to my then-Significant Other, he made me actually watch the damned thing and I cried like a baby, right on cue. Manipulative, cheap shit, but it worked.

I'm eager to see the sensitive treatment of Peter's one-handed boss, CEO Hook.

My wingnut boss believed the microchips were installed by vaccines; it gave me no end of pleasure when he refused to get a flu shot and caught bronchitis.

But did he and Eve have navels?

Fuck, even babies don't get a free pass if they're not baptized.