Not "Diqsux"?

You still watch The Simpsons? And ugh, Family Guy?

Next, the lighter side of pedophilia.

At least this ep won't be shown five times a month on FXX.

Now now, Seth has about as much control over FG these days as he does over his own bowel movements.

That plus the slllsssssh as they slit their wrists.

The time-flash-arounds were a great touch, kept everything off balance and perfectly demonstrated the house going crazy.

What's all this about FOX going bankrupt? Has their "news" dept finally devoured everything?

Simpsons Death Pool?
Gotta be Krusty.

Friday night— Sweeney Todd: Loved, loved loved Emma Thompson. The new Todd sounds great, but has a habit of talking out of the side of his mouth, also a distracting resemblance to Meat Loaf.

Siegel and Schuster, Bill Finger (NOT Bob Kane, whose legalized thievery makes Marvel look like choirboys) and hell, Carl Barks might argue with you.

Two examples from later in life— Colin Powell and Colin Mochrie from Whose Line. Growing up? I was a fucking alien, man.

Gleebin gloobin glauben glowben.

Bring back the songs from the Danny Kaye/Mia goddamn Farrow production (1976, on NBC yet!) or GTFO.

Why not Streetcar?

Bring back the Hook songs from the Danny Kaye version or GTFO.

Cold mozzarella cheese sticks. Livin' the dream.

Better than the sidewalk surfers I have to dodge around on their fucking skateboards.

Mentioned elsewhere but— SURPRISE BANK SERVICE FEES!
When you live on the financial razor's edge, that "Calculated service charge" and "Inquiry Fee" take on a much deeper meaning.

At least she broke up with you AFTER Thanksgiving. My Ex broke up with me ON THE WAY to his parents' for Easter dinner. Awkward beyond words.