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The Quirk
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Girl comma friend broke up with me, never gave a reason, and threatened me with a restraining order if I ever contacted her again. I'll never know whatthefuck that was about.

I'm working my ass off all weekend,, my bank account is negative because of a goddamn Gotcha service charge, my father is either recovering or at death's door, depending on when you ask— FUCK yeah, I want a drink, but I can't have one til next week.

All clams are deaf.

Only TV I watch on Youtube is Mock the Week and QI, because the damned BBCAmerica won't show them.

Hey, caterers gotta eat too, awright?

I wouldn't call Throne Of Blood a perfect adaptation either, certainly not on the level of Ran's King Lear.

As soon as I saw the cooking-the-children scene (I wasn't familiar with the play, sorry) I knew Hopkins was too obvious a choice.

"Hey, we had the costumes and sets, what else were we going to do?"

When Mel Gibson did his Hamlet, the first thing I said was that he should have done Macbeth instead. He's too damned old to play a punk kid like Hamlet, but (at the time) definitely had the look for Macbeth.

Christ, I'm only working 35 hours a week, and it's all I can do to drag my ass from the bed to the computer. I have no idea how someone can work sixty hours a week AND fuck all the neighbors. What energy drinks is OPEN's wife on? Besides the protein shakes the men are giving her.

Small furry animals are still funnier than Seth MacFarlane.

Looks like the kind of thing I'll avoid all year and then get stuck watching on A&E.

Just finished watching Raze from netflix. Leave it to IFC to turn a perfectly decent catfight movie into something heavy and depressing. The sort of thing that makes you want to wank, then makes you never want to touch yourself again.

My Dad's FINALLY admitted he's really sick, going back to the ER after two weeks of saying, "Don't worry, I'm fine."
In personal news, my local cable is on the fritz, and the only channels I can get are BBCAmerica and FXX, for some damned reason. So I'm able to watch Dr. Who and Simpsons re-runs, but that's about

Well hell, I liked this ep. To Hades with "character-driven episodes" that drag and moan; the only dragging here was the plot grabbing you by the lapels and dragging you through the commercial breaks. THIS is what I watch WHO for— a few fun ideas, a breakneck adventure and a few odd character moments.

I don't claim I'd be able to follow it, but I'd watch the fuck out of that.

Who do you think BUYS all the pink plastic shit?

Still saving up for PS4 on layaway. Only one more month to go, maybe.

I used to like the Creation mode, just as I was fascinated by the Create-A-Wrestler mode in Smackdown. Now I just make my characters in Poser and model them any way I like.