Look, sane adults know there's a difference between a swat on the butt with your hand and using a goddamn TREE BRANCH (making the kid swallow the leaves, yet), leaving scars visible days later on the boy's scrotum. Those who say, "That happened to me and I'm all right," Nope, you're not all right.

I have lost my tolerance for childish things that pretend to be adult, such as 2½ Men and similar "comedies", gossip mags, 90% of CNN, and the Republican Party.

Been weeks without more than a slight beer, due to saving up for a PS4. By GAWDDAMN it better be worth it.

BROADWAY, BABY!!

I was under the impression that Eleanor went off with some attractive women herself.

The only thrill I get down there is wiping vigorously. Use VERY SOFT toilet paper.

Horrified just reading about Girlfriend Intervention. You can tell this is a Lifetime crapper and not a BET show — not that BET isn't offensive in its own special way.

Congratulations.

Would you date you?

I thought She-Hulk was supposed to show up this time.

Superheroes vs. Skynet.

The Mapplethorpe doesn't fall far from the tree-thorpe.

Yeah, but is the Yenemy of my enema necessarily my friend?

Seems like a lot of words to say, "This show sucks wet farts out of a dead pig's ass." Did anyone actually have any hopes for this generic stinker?

See: American Politics in general.

Anyone who thinks the Cold War is over hasn't paid attention to Putin lately.

So who's going to show up for the Season Finale Charge of the Doctor's Brigade?

They couldn't get Dan Castelenta?

Sort of fumbled through the first half, then got really scared— The Thing That Isn't There (Or Is It?) is one of this series basic monsters, and I was convinced that they were building up to something HORRIBLE— then the let down, then the feeling that it wasn't really a letdown because of Clara's speech at the end.

So what WAS that goddamn thing in Rupert's bed?