I walk into the ring, and Leon Redbone sings, "Big Bad Bill, He's Sweet William Now." Yeah, that's me. Or maybe "Baby Elephant Walk."

No interaction with other players sounds like a plus to me. No racist 8-yr-olds screamg F@G!! at me relieves some stress I had about the game.
As someone slowly trying to purchase a PS4 on layaway, I have to know— is it necessary to pay for Playstation Plus in order to play Destiny? Might be the deciding factor for…

Now how about hiring some better writers?

No one in a zombie movie has ever SEEN a zombie movie. That's unbelievable.

It's still in the news, so alright.

WTF was I drinking last night?

Eh, relax, it's the last gasp of Summer before the regular series start.

Oh, I've just been listing the new music I got this week.

Against Me- Transgender Dysphoria Blues

Online porn doesn't even do it for me anymore :(

He's not flinging the results this time.

GG Allin woulda done it, by God.

Cute bod, but nothing in his pants. Definitely a bottom.

I thought it was Clit Bang?

I wanna go to your bar.

Yeah, after Chris Benoit it became kinda . . . disturbing.

"Little Brown Prince" may have sensed an Orientalist asshole.

The real money is in head injury surgery.

Modern-Day Gladiating— WWE. With about the same life-span— did you know most of the performers from Wrestlemania VI are dead?

Fox's takeaway was "Don't hit people in elevators, there are cameras there, fool."