If it keeps him from getting paid, I'm all for it.

Who kills Sheldon?

Counting down until AVClub sponsors a Dan Savage board game. . . .

Forgotten Games From My Childhood

HER: I knew the relationship was going to end badly, but it didn't end as badly as I expected. My last relationship ended with a threat of a restraining order, so I thought it would end with the OS hating Jochim, destroying him with all of his secrets. So when it turned out that all the OS's just. . . . left Earth,…

You Damned Dirty Ape!

My favorite was always Mean Old Dirty Naughty Number Nine.

Eeeeeee!

Gene Sys— didn't he play for the Rangers?

It's a breathmynt; it's a candymynt!

I imagine most writers feel like the studio "gave it to them" most of the time.

"Thryce, even."

Sounds like a Tolkien novel.

They showed Undersea Kingdom last week, and lost me.

'Scuse me, you obviously meant Cheesesteak.

Dream sequence?

Why the hell aren't you a Big Editor at DC?

Secret Six is coming back?

Psst— The test results are in, and Chelsea Handler is officially a woman. Unless you meant on a MAJOR network.

Only once have my parents walked out of a movie— The Muppet Movie. They just thought it was horribly slow and turgid. I, of course, stayed for the whole thing.