It's like Grant Morrison says— every comic company is a window onto a slightly different universe, and even OUR universe is a comic in some other universe.

My hand to Gawd, for the first ten years I saw Rivers I thought she was a man in drag. I like to think that she would have been the first to appreciate that.

Extremely vivid dream— a movie /tv series? about life in a
totalitarian state. Poverty of body and
spirit, always being informed on. Ended
with building a speakeasy island behind the sewer grates. Informed on, of course; authorities breaking
in and storming the place. Ended with me
being picked out of a work line— a…

The dog's dead, isn't he?

Damn, that was a looooong article.

Jesus.

Embezzlement and and statutory rape charges.

There's a reason I don't have a car anymore— besides poverty. A couple of sideswipes here (NOT my fault) and a couple rear ends. I've been riding the bus for the past twenty-five years.

Born nine months and twenty minutes apart.

The late Robin Williams wasn't that hairy.

A couple of months ago, due to a scheduling snafu at my former shrink's, I was between therapists AND prescriptions. All my troubles came roaring back doubled— facial tics, anxiety, rage, suicidal thoughts, etc. Thank GOD I got that taken care of. Back on my meds now, and much better.

Yeah, my folks had their kitchen remodeled before they moved back in; it's all finished now, except the cabinets don't have handles yet.

If you want a real milkshake, go to an ice cream joint— a local one. There's a place down the block from me that's akin to paradise.

Upvoted for just mentioning pastrami poutine. Was actually psyched for Burger King buying Tim Hortons (maybe) for the possibility of poutine coming to the states. Then someone told me Hortons doesn't actually make poutine. Now I'm pouting.

I bought reeds like crazy back in school; then again, I was hardly professional quality.

Hate going to my job, but it's still so much better than my last gig— better pay, no ranting racist boss who insists on talking about his political opinions, no constantly getting sick.

These Ten Actors Actually Have Vaginas!!!

Looking forward to the new Leonard Cohen.

Boston— More Than A Feeling
Leon Redbone — Big Bad Bill (Is Sweet William Now)
Kid Creole — Male Curiosity
Lady Gaga — Bad Romance

I'm well on my way to paying off my PS4 on layaway, something I could never have done at my old job.