What? What happened in St. Louis? WHY WASN'T I KEPT IN THE LOOP, DAMMIT?
The Quirk
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Well dang, happy birthday, pony!
Many congrats!
Are you me?
I've gone from janitor to elegant living as a high-stress cashier. I hate my life.
I'd still give my left nipple to work in an office.
I used to have to shave my ex's back—- never marry a drag queen.
Elvis Costello— Mighty Like A Rose
The Cramps — Fiends of Dope Island
Goodnight Irene
False-Hearted Lovers Blues
Amelie has an unfortunate weakness for extremely shitty reality shows.
OY, Such A Week Thread
Monday, I get no less than FIVE (5) fillings(!) (Damn you, Turkey Hill Iced Tea), Tuesday I start my new job, and FRIDAY, I go to the Labor Dept referee to argue that I was wrongfully discharged, and I shouldn't have to pay back my $450 of unemployment comp.
If you could put it off until the 21st, you'd have The Simpsons Marathon to enjoy.
I've mentioned this before, but when I first ejaculated, I was so proud of being a "Real Man" that I immediately told my father. He was not ready for that conversation. So my advice is, be ready for awkward conversations.
Anti-Semite!
Something I've always wondered— those "serve sushi on my body" people — they shower thoroughly beforehand, right? And I don't mean body-wash, I mean the kind of shower from Silkwood. Otherwise, I'm not hungry.
Yeah, suddenly having my sexual fantasy come true when I'm not quite prepared is like seeing the person of my dreams on laundry day, when I haven't showered or brushed my teeth. Total panic attack.
The CAUSE of clinical depression isn't the shitty economy, politics or the cancellation of your favorite show, it's shitty brain chemistry.
You're welcome. It's been with me since my last attempt.
They don't. When I was being hounded out of the dorms and harassed on a daily basis, the RA didn't do shit.