I was diagnosed bipolar, though I never got the euphoria thing either, just homicidal rage.

Why don't depressed, suicidal people speak up? Because it feels like blackmail— "If you don't make me happier, I'll kill myself." That's what kept me quiet for years, even after two attempts. Mucho medicated now, thanks, but the idea is always there. Good reason not to own a gun, I'll say that.

Well, we've had our share of horse's asses. . . .

You know how to whistle, don't you?

Are you posilutely absotively?

AHHHH SHIT!!!

Cheers always owed a lot to Jim Atkinson's The View From Nowhere and his theory of the perfect bar conversation. Atkinson's Mr. Knowsitall and Mr. Hellyousay are perfectly embodied in Cliff and Norm.

I AM A STABBING ROBOT!

Old newspaper adage— don't get it right, just get it written.

So distantly related to Captain Marvel that when I say "Shazam", nothing happens. Then I go get drunk and make history. Or potty, or something.

Well fuck me gently, I've been in one of my few "Up" periods today, until this shit came along.

I, too, immediately expected it to be a joke.

I— I can't even. Even when we made fun of him, I always liked him. Reality, What A Concept was one of my favorite albums growing up. This is just so… damn.

Holy shit, Bill fucking Donahue being reasonable? Truly the end-times are upon us!

Don't worry— I haven't caught The Strain in a couple of weeks; even a guy's penis falling off couldn't hold my interest.

Let's see— I don't have any dead relatives that would be "honored" by being inked, I have a shitty body that I wouldn't show off at gunpoint, and if I had hundreds of dollars to throw away I'd rather spend it DAZ3D stuff— yeah, I'm not getting a tat anytime soon.

Too wiped from the new job to watch Grand Budapest Hotel— maybe tonight.

Fat guys can go anywhere EXCEPT very small spaces— signed, a Fat Guy with mild Claustrophobia.

I would've accepted OLD Clone High eps— where am I supposed to find these shows?

But nobody will believe he's not being a "character" on the new show.