*Hits Mrs. Langdon Alger in the head with a wooden mallet*

But ya can't beat that SWEET LAUREL CANYON SOUND of DAWES gimmicks.

*says the hell with it, goes back to watching lady wrassling.*

Also I'm pretty sure it was claimed SHE abused HIM.

All I could guess from the trailer is that we won't see anything about Hawking's near(?) divorce, accusations of adultery or spousal abuse, because that would complicate the Beautiful Love Story.

*gasp!* Here I thought they were all in it for the pussy.

In addition to not pissing off the people who work for you, it is also usually a good idea to NOT piss off the people who largely consume your product.

Excuse me, but— Yor, Hunter From The Future, and The Teenagers Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies, The Musical beg to differ.

*falls to knees)

Vote NO on Prop-h8!

Did anyone actually see Terminator 3? Will I need to absorb it in order to understand this brave new sequel?

Kanye West needs his Kanye rest, if he's going to be at his Kanye best. He brushes his teeth with Kanye Crest.

There's ointments for that.

Brutal, O'Neal.

New Comics Day Thread
Couldn't get that Avengers 100th Anniversary issue mentioned this week, OR God Hates Astronauts from last week. Got Ellis' Supreme, then blew my wad on the Doctor Thirteen tpb and the tpb of Grant Morrison's run on Action Comics, one of my favorites.

Bleu Cheese dressing. Craploads of it. And if I'm eating at a buffet, I'll put the green pea salad, the seafood salad, the taco salad, all that good shit on there.

Ian Drury— Bellaricky Dickie

*Enters with Miracle Whip*

Is it like 3AM and you're lecturing/preaching the Gospel and it's always so goddamned brilliant but you can't remember a thing you said the next morning?

Anybody else get sleep apnea? Back when I shared a bed with someone, I was informed I not only snore, I moo. Like a cow. Given my near-constant state of —-not exhaustion, but simply "Yeah, I could nap now", I've been wondering if I should consult my doctor.