CHIN OF DEEAAAAAATH!

Because they have stars (of David) on thars.

Ah, the Centurions were awright, until they got cross.

This, of course, is nothing like the Middle East today.

Yeah, it was further down, and I am ashamed I didn't see it.

Haysus?

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Chung Chung.

Loose canonical?

I don't recall specifics about the Greek pantheon, but among the Romans it was fairly common for Emperors and the like to be declared Gods— Augustus, and I believe Julius Caesar. And I've always suspected that Zeus' screwing around was simply to illustrate various Greek tribes' being absorbed into the mainstream…

No "Pompadous of love"?

Hoo-boy, are you gonna get forked, awright.

As opposed to "dick humor", something entirely too many comedians fall back on and immediately brings audiences back down to four years old when the word "pee-pee" was an automatic gutbuster.

You rebut the headline if stupid people are asking your about the headline, not the article.

The problem, like The Shadow somewhat later, is that it was seemingly written by the SFX department, instead of, you know, WRITERS. Hence the suck.

Old enough to have seen this in the theater, and even back then I was re-writing it five minutes after leaving— in that "What they SHOULDA done" way I still have.

Hell, the Batman '66 shows look like pure gold after some of the Dork Knight stuff we've been subjected to (Lookin' at you, Death Of The Family!)

I clutched the brow at forgetting this vital element.

Thank you. That was my big gripe about Star Trek after TNG— if we've already somehow bred greed, jealousy and all the negative emotions out of humans along with our appendix, where's the drama? And of course they supplied that by making the "bad" qualities into an entire race (Ferengi).

Mel Brooks mini-marathon on TCM last night— Silent Movie, THERE'S my pick-me-up.