Grant Morrison's Action Comics run is a cure for every grim'n'gritty "hero" out there. Hell, even his Batman comics were beacons of hope and intelligence. Then there's comics collections— collections of Pogo, Krazy Kat, Sherman's Lagoon, Sheldon (sheldoncomics.com), even the less preachy years of Sinfest (yeah,…

If this turns into another pun thread, I'll be feeling eel.

The changes I heard of were mostly of the "Baker's wife doesn't die/doesn't fuck Prince Charming" variety.

That made one of my heart valves close up just reading it.

Yeah, my ex and I could polish off a Bigfoot pizza each back in the day. Of course, then our fridge went bad and we HAD to eat take-out for every meal. Almost died.

Does Fudrucker's count as fast food? It's been delicious that past few times I've gone there.

Boef, it's what's for dinner.

The new Wendy's girl is hotter.

Is it in the same category as TGIFriday's "Endless" appetizers? Which are apparently really endless, unlike the "bottomless" fries?

I use Miracle Whip!

So is this one of those non-denominational Hollywood feel-good "angels" or those "fear not, because I am so skull-fuckingly terrifying to look at" angels?

Hey, I celebrated all over the carpet earlier this morning.

Well, yeah, cuz COOTIES.

They were all Joe's kids from a previous marriage.

Making a Dikachu costume?

Legend has it that the inspiration for Mary Jane Watson was John Romita's girlfriend at the time as well. Lucky Spidey!

Would it be possible to have an article on Doug Moench and Paul Gulacy's Master Of Kung Fu? Or has all the source material been pulped/otherwise unavailable? THAT was my idea of philosophical comics as a kid.

One thing I noticed, even as a teenager, in the Warlock stories — the heavy, heavy footstep of Moorecock's Elric. A Romantic, often self-described as doomed, chained to a soul-stealing device, fighting the forces of Order and Chaos— yep, that's Elric. I've often wondered what would happen if Starlin had drawn one of…

So yeah, yeah, after being hammered by the goddamn ads for what feels like 6 months, I'll actually have to see this.

Wallace Shawn as the voice of Opus.