Aaron Carter was much hotter when he was 16 (I'm the same age as Carter) and had this delicious white-trashey aspect to him usually replete with bad highlights. He is such a parody of himself I find him hard to hate. Justin Bieber is painstakingly presented as 100% honest and real which just makes him look….f*** it…

I actually like the neologism crepey. I think Amelie should keep it and just put [sic
] next to it every time she uses it. Its insulting yet mouthwatering, and really, who could ask for more.

Because he is a pedophile's wet dream. He's what, 16 now, legal in a lot of states, yet acts and sounds much younger than he is. Fear not, he will eventually undergo puberty and lose his charm. I'm guessing he will more just disappear from the scene rather than go Hollywood. I feel like he should be playing Hockey or…

I'd say because Kenan is a very consistent (not necc. great) comedian who is able to regularly deliver the sort of middle-of-the-road/brow humor (with a slight edge sometimes) that SNL seems to like putting forth. He is sort of hard to hate I think, but also hard to declare an avant-garde comic genius in any way…

did anyone else notice?
That is seemed like the purposefully under-used Bieber both in musical performances (more like mini-sketches) and in acting. I mean the show was mostly just Tina Fey skits, which is fine. She is not my favorite comedian in the world but definitely well above this season's par for comedy (and I…

So um Todd….
We get it. This violates your uppity hipster mores. It was still really funny as an episode and well, haters are apparently going to hate (without editing down word count AT ALL). I haven't really liked any of your reviews so far and I doubt that is going to change. I hope Amelie eats you. Seriously.

I liked
(predictably) the random montage of models in speedos. That was about it. They shoot horses, don't they?

How ….stilll….existing
Ok the Gaysian should have been sent home forever ago for making hideous bulging pants every single frikkin challenge. Sure, keep Ping Wu around and just TEACH her how to sew (its not like other shows don't fake it). She at least was interesting. Seth Aaron is still sooooo Seth Aaron (and…

lol wut?
Not a single Chloe Sevigny reference? Not even one?

Can we expect the theesome theme to extend to the next season of True Blood? I would hope so. And lets get a nice mix of mff and mmf like Evan Rachel Wood's awesome cameo. Also, yes Amelie's voice kinda makes me question my decision to be gay.

*Chorus of Agreement* Ugly American Reviews! Also pretty decent SP episode. Not too puerile, and struck a good balance between subtle and over-the-top.

that would be rather hard to do with me.

first firstie?
Can it be?

amelie
can you please do a hater post or a podcast segment on the new ck ads. They offend me in hilarious ways.

never seen the show
But kudos to MTV for seemingly implying that everyone on the show is vapid and worthless, all the better to highlight the b-plot that *all is revealed* Heidi and Spencer are actually just extremely mentally unstable.

it would be better
if etrade.com were actually just a shock porn front. I mean, have any of us actually been to the site?

The episode was half-assed, I think that is sort of the consensus. Also, there are simply more registered Democrats than registered Republicans in the U.S. by a decent margin. And if more young people and minorities and immigrants voted the Republicans would essentially be confined to being a minor Niche party. Its…

Can someone
give me an honest detailed explanation of why she is a good artist other than the seemingly circular logic of the reviewer that she's essentially good because she copies her other good work and good work of the 70's in a similar way. Isn't calling someone a "classic" basically saying they are boring to…

Agreed. Y'all should have gotten some ice and then someone should have been picked to at least drink half a bottle.

im sorry
but with all these comments on brown bunny maybe i'm overanalyzing here but it seemed to me like Mr. Gallo basically jerked off into her mouth to get himself off. Yeah she's an excellent butterface but I don't get the whole argument about her fellatio prowess. Brown Bunny isn't exactly deepthroat.