Longggg review
Why were the stray observations almost as long as the review? That's basically like writing "sorry I had trouble forming a cohesive narrative because the subject matter was so crappy". Which it was. That was a barely watchable Family Guy, like they just took random subplots out of the writers' dustbin…

so…
Does this essentially amount to Teri Hatcher coming out to Disney? Because that is the vibe I am getting here. Also randomly, I am intrigued by the idea of women surfing for porn. If there are actually women on the internet, please do post here about your surfing adventures.

Please reconsider based on the second episode.
I agreed, the first episode really lunched on its potentially-great premise. But the second episode was actually good. Not superjail-amazing, but legitimate enough to earn the show a full season. Please consider reviewing subsequent episodes Mr. Heisler