Best. Twister. Ever.
"Get out of my house. Get out of mine."

@ Dr. Orpheus : I chose the "man-monkey" bit for the alliteration - I'm guessing that this is a non-science crowd. And you ought to dig further than livescience.com for the genetics- it's more complicated than you're making it out to be. Piecing together evolutionary history from genes is more complicated than just…

The real problem is that . . .
. . . it's not a simple "true" or "false" question. Evolutionary theory comprises a variety of concepts and conclusions which range in validity from observable and indisputable to wildly speculative. For example, disbelieving the evolutionary principles that underpin the emergence of…

NAKED UMA . . .
. . . meet NAKED OPRAH.

Second on Sledge Hammer
Second to DrBA - the first few episodes in Sledge Hammer! season two opened with a black screen and voice over to the effect of "the following events take place two years before the [nuclear bomb blowing up]" Not sure if this has been carried over to the DVD. Continuity-wise this was totally…

What's so silly about that?
Concept albums are the heart of metal, man. I've got metal symphonies based on the battle of Gettysburg (Iced Earth, three movements, forty minutes), full albums based on Tolkien (Blind Guardian, Battlelore, Wuthering Heights), original fantasy themes (Iced Earth, Rhapsody of Fire) plus…

In the 90s, the Stones debuted their new video . . .
. . . on MadTV. Case closed.

It's been awhile since I saw it. James Garner. Nursing Home. I don't remember any Nazis.

I think that Cross got over the jeans thing. Somewhere during season 2.

He's always been the ugly one, anyway.

This may be a reunion . . .
. . . but in my heart they've never been apart.

I also prefer . . .
. . . My Two Dads.

I liked Donna Reed better . . .
. . . and totally wanted to boff Shelley Fabares. Except that by the time I discovered Donna Reed it was in reruns on Nick at Nite - Shelley Fabares was 50+. Grrr…

The contract might be referring to . . .
. . . Ben Franklin half-dollars.

3 stooges
For his very small role in Darkman, Bruce Campbell is credited as "Final Shemp". Woob-woob-woob-woob . . . .

You should spell it "Saviour" . . .
. . . if you want to court the King James Version vote.

Not being fair to . . .
. . . Toys.

I saw these guys way back when . . .
. . . on the Apollo XVIII tour. I hated everything from John Henry and beyond until the kids' stuff came along. No! is in heavy rotation on the iPod and I often catch myself singing "don't cross the street in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle in the middle of…

Are you referring to . . .
. . . the Oscar-nominated Norbit?

Am I the only one . . .
. . . who thinks Laura Bush is hot?