I thought he was great in . . .
. . . Six Days/Seven Nights. Well, better than Harrison Ford and Anne Heche anyway.

Dolly Parton . . .
. . . does a wicked cover of Stairway to Heaven. In heavy rotation on my iPod.

What about . . .
. . . Chain Reaction?

You forgot the part about…
… sucks.

The righteous!?
Cast members worth keeping

Alt-3. That is all.

My guilty pleasure
Of the albums I've bought since leaving high school, probably four in five are some flavor of prog rock/european speed metal. But I've also bought three N*Sync CDs and most of JT's radio hits from iTunes. I can't explain it - I hate O-town, 98 degrees, Backstreet Boys, etc. and grew up with a…

I think that you should have saved your clever idea above for the first time that you manage a firstie for yourself. Think about it, feigning hatred about stealth firsties and then using the word "first" (in CAPS, no less) naturally while expressing said hatred. Top it all off with profanity and you've got the…

"One" of your favorite features. Is this a subtle attempt at "firsties"?

XTC? Really?
I seem to remember "Andy Partridge's bitterly funny evisceration of religion" more as a hopelessly shallow example of fifty-cent atheism. About as sophisticated as that awful Joan Osborne "If God Was One of Us" song.

I grew out of Indie Rock . . .
… and aside from a failed attempt to like the Descendents never got much into the punk scene.

Jeff Foxworthy
also sells Ham Jerky. Most disturbing is the "teriyaki ham jerky", as offensive to the Japanese as it is to Jews.

Ratatouille
Snubbed for best picture nom.

But seriously . . .
. . . his best song is "the Kiss of Kathleen Turner".

Mennes Des Western sind so…
… sind so coo-ool!

More Finnish Metal!
Dude, where's your Battlelore collection? Don't tell me you spent all sorts of money on a fancy iPod without loading it up with the official band of J.R.R. Tolkien. "Journey to Undying Lands" is a Finnish Metal classic, if for nothing else than the funny way they pronounce "realm".

Medical prejudice against home births . . .
. . . is a consequence of the fact that hospitals only see the midwives' mistakes.

Cat got your tongue?

Nothing's Impossible . . .
. . . except for dinosaurs.

And if . . .
. . . he's reimagining Hank Ketcham's characters anyway, why not just add to the Home Alone franchise?