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Evil Star-Burns
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That thing about not owning a toilet isn't true, according to him. He's not THAT weird.

That thing about not owning a toilet isn't true, according to him. He's not THAT weird.

Jesus, I don't remember any of that.

Jesus, I don't remember any of that.

Sorry, this got nothin' on "Go right."

Sorry, this got nothin' on "Go right."

Colossus is in my personal list of Sci-Fi Movies That Should Be Remade. It was already kinda dated in 1970.

Colossus is in my personal list of Sci-Fi Movies That Should Be Remade. It was already kinda dated in 1970.

Well… yeah, I might be wrong about that. Didn't watch it in the best of moods.

Well… yeah, I might be wrong about that. Didn't watch it in the best of moods.

Ah, people who sit through three-hour movies only to declare them complete shit. I never understood them.

Ah, people who sit through three-hour movies only to declare them complete shit. I never understood them.

On a lot of things! The existence of God, for instance.

On a lot of things! The existence of God, for instance.

The theatrical cut is a funny movie but already has at least one climax too much (ZING!), I just can't fathom the rationale behind an extended version of that movie.

The theatrical cut is a funny movie but already has at least one climax too much (ZING!), I just can't fathom the rationale behind an extended version of that movie.

That's actually the motivation Kelly gave for making the movie. He always wondered where the box came from.

That's actually the motivation Kelly gave for making the movie. He always wondered where the box came from.

@avclub-513006c3cad910dbda9b1762f72aaeec:disqus , look, if Yoda is jumping all over the place while fighting Palpatine or Dooku, why aren't Dooku and Palpatine doing the exact same thing, considering those three seem to have basically the same force-juice level?

"Children" would surely get the point across, and that's the problem. Lucas obviously didn't want the line "Anakin killed children" uttered.