"Children" would surely get the point across, and that's the problem. Lucas obviously didn't want the line "Anakin killed children" uttered.

I think that's the one case where "more boring stuff" really helps the movie.

I think that's the one case where "more boring stuff" really helps the movie.

Yeah, I once found a DVD on a bin, and it was one of these colorized versions.

Yeah, I once found a DVD on a bin, and it was one of these colorized versions.

The director's cut of ST:TMP is the one on the Blu-ray? Because I watched that one recently and was surprised by how good I found it to be. I think it's actually better than Wrath of Khan.

The director's cut of ST:TMP is the one on the Blu-ray? Because I watched that one recently and was surprised by how good I found it to be. I think it's actually better than Wrath of Khan.

I hate the whole "military guy is an irrational dick who fucks everything up because ORDERS" concept. Puts me to sleep every single time.

I hate the whole "military guy is an irrational dick who fucks everything up because ORDERS" concept. Puts me to sleep every single time.

I'm just gonna come right out and say it: The Abyss is fucking boring. Any cut of it.

I'm just gonna come right out and say it: The Abyss is fucking boring. Any cut of it.

That Jabba scene fucks up the flow of the movie also. Star Wars is a tight tight movie where each moment is important and sets something up. That interlude is the defnition of useless.

That Jabba scene fucks up the flow of the movie also. Star Wars is a tight tight movie where each moment is important and sets something up. That interlude is the defnition of useless.

Really sad when the only good thing you can say about an actor is "well, he sure has that square chin all superheroes have!"

Really sad when the only good thing you can say about an actor is "well, he sure has that square chin all superheroes have!"

And that's exactly why Shine A Light feels kinda draggy.

And that's exactly why Shine A Light feels kinda draggy.

Forget director's cuts, even the theatrical versions of Apatow movies are in desperate need of a smart editor.

Forget director's cuts, even the theatrical versions of Apatow movies are in desperate need of a smart editor.

Maybe they werent exactly possessed, but they might as well have been. The movie is about agents of God deciding who gets raptured and who doesn't. And they do that with a box with a button. Why? Because we live in big boxes, apparently, and when we die, they put us in a coffin, which is… wait for it… A BOX.