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…Says the Royal Ugly Dude.

Jon is going to be Azor Ahai. Or one of the heads of the Dragon. Or both.
See, it's confusing. I don't know about gods, but fire and blood can make real magic, and whatever the hell kind of ice magic makes the Others is sure real. Ygritte says the wildlings opened several tombs looking for the Horn Of Whatever and

Renly is described as "lean" by Brienne, and Loras is a teenager on the books. No need to bulk anything up.

That's why he talks in a low voice — it's a metaphor; he likes to make it hard for people to grasp his intentions.

Arya collects aliases like crazy. How many there are?

SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3

The priest talking about the broken man, that HAS to be in this show if it goes that far.

The band was pretty sharp, though.

Storm's End is probably not going to be on this season. Harrenhall and Dragonstone were the only new castles mentioned in the previews.

SPOILERS FROM BOOK 3 STILL

Yes, I always had the impression Renly consummated that marriage ASAP, and it wasn't a problem to him. I see book Renly as maybe a 4 in the Kinsey scale. He's really in love with Loras, but doesn't have a problem with banging his sister.

There's a very important fool in book 3. You know the one. The one who's at that very important wedding.

HBO needs a CEO of Horses to go along with the CEO of tits.

Bravo, sir. I was waiting for someone to mention beets.

Bran actually says 'NO HODORING' a couple of times. But Hodor Hodors too much on the book, IMO. They should cut the Hodors at least by half.

@TheMogul:disqus that's verbatim from the book, is it?

He yielded like three times. That's quick learning, for Hot Pie.

It's "Malkovich," Malkovich.

I agree. Didn't hurt that they introduced Margaery in such a generous way, wink wink nudge nudge.

Yeah, that's not something I've given much thought about also. Interesting it is, but… there's so many people fucking in this show already that I'm glad they have her doing other stuff.