She IS described as ugly in the book. Even Catelyn can't say enough about it. I don't recall the details, but horse-face, pug-nose and terrible teeth sound about right.

@avclub-21a8615938a206d4311a58a53ad8890e:disqus I've been re-reading some passages in ASOS and AFFC, and Biter is described not only as ugly, scary and pale as shit, but as a freaking giant full of crazed strenght.

Or just have them dressed like those Spartans in that movie.

And she had that butch walk.

So… weren't the Lannister men informed they were looking for a boy with dark hair?

Nobody's gonna be ugly like in the book. Even TV-Biter wouldn't stand out too much in the Dark Ages.

Critics have to fill paragraphs.

McCarthy is difficult to understand now? Jesus, don't even try to open a copy of Finnegan's Wake, your head may explode.

Best gig ever.

Nice try, Axl.

He's real you guys!!!

He really is oblique. Maybe he should hire a life editor. You know, like a personal trainer, but for his brain.

Are you counting "Christian Rock Hard"?

No, it couldn't. What kind of contract would that be? "You be an extra on one scene on episode 1 and then we call you for a lead role on season 3."

From all the scattering around Martin does with the characters, I think Arya being away from Nymeria all this time is what bums me out the most. If I was starting the books now I would want to know I shouldn't be waiting for that to happen.

Yeah, Mance has been mentioned enough. More than Stannis last season.

It also saw Craster coming behind John with the stick, so it was like "Should I kill that one? No, it's taken care of. Now let me [redacted] this baby."

Wasn't Pete like a ginger fatty with a baseball cap? 

A Dream of Spring is such a gay title. Anyway, being a dream, could it be Spring never comes?

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