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Victarion is violent and borderline retarded, but Euron is the real monster. Then there's the religious fanatic. What a fucked up family.

wtf is merling lol

Hey, it's how they think, not me. I wouldn't fuck her, that'd be weird.

Your book sucks.

How much fuck his full take the invisible handjob?

I read all of the books and if you didn't say Lys was Valyrian I would have to look at a map right now. Is Salladhor ever described physically? Trying to find what the big deal is here.

Yeah, Edds's full of hilarious stories. Why farts?

A m'fucka can say fuck up in here.

It's light armor! Lots of furs and not much metal because metal contracts with cold.

Didn't you hear Davos telling his son that he owed Stannis everything, including giving that same son a future?

Every troll needs fingers to type.

@Big_Knife:disqus we don't joke about that. Take it back.

Speaking as someone who's read the books, I don't even like them that much. The show is better in many ways.

God, I'd forgotten all about that. Thanks @avclub-13d7df3c17502af69aafccc758195f96:disqus  for reminding me that terrible show exists.

What movie?

The Middle Ages were difficult for girls.

These comments are fun to read. The expert section is shock-full of speculation about the books, its also fun but it gives me headaches sometimes. 

WHERE DO SPOILERS GO

Tywin DID order Tyrion not to take the whore to King's Landing, which makes Tyrion kinda stupid for keeping her in his room (as if he didn't know Varys can teleport around that castle).