I think AFFC is actually way better than ADWD. It's more consistent and even the "boring" parts, like the Iron Islands and Dorne (which on second reading I'm not actually finding that boring) are not nearly as lame as the Tyrion and Dany chapters in ADWD.

A wizard did it.

People hate Theon, but his father was a TOTAL dick to him.

Bronn is the smart version of that sky cell guard, really.

No, the Watch is pretty much on its toes since that one guy came back to life.

Which goes to prove the only thing Robert was ever good at was swinging a hammer.

Thing is, in the book she's younger. If she acted like that in the show, she wouldn't come out as evil, but as retarded.

She's yet another child casualty of this season.

Edit - Didn't really need spoiler warnings. This whole spoiler thing is making me paranoid.

Fuck you, my great-aunt is called Yara. It's a real name, you know.

He's got some white stripes, I think that's fancy enough for Westeros. Wait til Dany gets farther into the east, though. There's bound to be fanciness aplenty. Even the dothraki wear eyeliner (TBF, it's probably to protect from the sun).

I love her face. She's the most medieval-looking person on the show.

Very good interpretation actually.

Dolorous Edd is always a very rich source of humor.

Middle Ages, dudes. If she bleeds, she's ready.

@avclub-3e9e0f1010418374c3dd9ccf3b0ed27c:disqus  Bronn will probably order the retreat himself.

The dothraki was killed by Jorah. On the tongue scene, he was the one who spat and said "maegi" and then slapped Mirrimarrrzsdurrz. When she starts conjuring demons he gets REALLY pissed off and tries to enter the tent, so Jorah kills him. It was an ok change from the books, actually makes the character more memorable.

There wasn't really that much people being killed. Four, at most.

MASTURBATION IS A CRIME AGAINST GOD.

@avclub-678004486c119599ed7d199f47da043a:disqus , maybe the person keeps them fed, by blowing blood directly into their esophagus through a straw or something.