How much… oh, nevermind.

Yes, she said "This is who I am now."

Ron Swanson for best comedic male character of forever.

Nathan Ford's Evil Twin's idea is basically the same as April from Parks & Rec and the goth girl from South Park, but I'm all for it.

Here you go, guys: 
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

In other news, my awesome avatar that I wasted three minutes of my life photoshopping isn't showing. Must be some kind of rare glitch, as this disqus thing appears to work like a charm.

You're only missing the evil human being behind it all, but no one's really interested in that, are they?

My name is Alex.

My name is fucking Alex and I hate you all.
Anybody want to buy some crack?