I'm not travelling through time.  I am omnipresent.  Which may still be cheating.

Watched the first episode to the first time it aired!  Me = better person

SOLD!

It's true.  I was completely in intrigue!

I genuinely like Skrillex.  And before I realized people hated/loved him.  (Not before people hated/loved him. Just before I realized it)  This article makes me sad.

Seriously.

Ugh, I have to listen to Kevin Smith talk some more?  Pass.

Power Metal!?!?  Woo hoo!

I can't finish reading this article.  I cannot stop thinking about punching Harmony Korine in the face.

More metallier too, I hope!

Ministry's Relapse is one of the worst metal records I've heard in a long time.  Shocking. I loved his W trilogy.

I don't find scientists running trains on women in the name of science funny.

Yeah, of course.  I love the original.  That's why I'm disappointed how cool it looks.

Sad to say, it looks kinda awesome.  Dammit.

F Gary Gray.  No thanks.

Thank you Steven.  Spartacus is incredible.

Being gay does mean that though.

Eva Green, Amy Adams, or Kristen Wiig.  Done.  I narrowed your field.  You're welcome Hollywood.

Bullshit.  Yours doesn't even do that microscopically expanding shit.

Countercounterpoint: Duplicity