Oooh! If only!

Try watching Silver City.  The man is a void.

Sexy new lesbian cast member? Sold!  Watching SNL? Returned!

"At least Roberts seems to be having a blast."  Exactly.  No thanks.

So if Role Models was "Excellent" I assume this A- minus means "slightly worse than Role Models".  I think I'll pass.

Danny Huston will never be a heavyweight thespian.  He's just chubby.

Wait, when did Role Models become "excellent"?  Curse my bitch secretary, always losing memos!

OHHHHHHH SHIT, SON.  Eby just fuckin' took it Tine Travelers Wife, y'all!

ElDan  said this, but I think it deserves it's own post:  
"Was Netflix's business model based on TV Guide Channel's?"

Spike Lee sees the races the same way he sees baseball teams.

What?

Really?  It's got a serial killer with an iconic mask fer fuck's sake!

Who is the young lady holding her wares in your avatar?

WHAT THE FUCK, SERIOUSLY

MOTHERFUCKER, YOU BEST SPOILER ALERT THAT MELANCHOLIA SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW I HATE YOU

Bitches be tryin' to bust their ass tryin' to get away from me when I say my real name; I call myself "In the Bitch Butthole". All the same, all the same, all the same…

Agreed.

FUCK YOU

I thought the first Swedish film was excellent.

Hysterical.