My one question: How is Matt Donovan still single? Really ladies, you're all going to keep trying to land Salvatores and anger issues Lockwood when that blue eyed prince is standing ten feet away? REALLY?

-Why did Damon and Elena not INSIST on meeting Bonnie halfway? I knew she wasn't coming home as soon as I realized they were going to spend the episode meandering around Mystic Falls and staring longingly (in Damon's case)/confusedly (in Elena's case) at each other instead of being pragmatic and intelligent (I should…

Especially since she'd hidden her magic about ten feet away from his house with only a pile of dry leaves to shield it.

She's in labour.
Sorry labor.
Absence really has made the heart grow fonder when it comes to Ed Weeks and I.

"I'm the one you like to ride."

-So we’re basically being asked to accept that Kate could make Beserkers because…reasons?
-Since when has SCOTT been the one pressuring Malia to focus on her human side?
-Disappointed with how little Lydia mattered this season. Mentioning her half a dozen times and giving her three minutes of screen time doesn’t negate…

Just need to raise one question that's been bothering me since the list came out: How has no one tried to murder Lydia yet? She has no powers to defend herself and is worth 20 MILLION DOLLARS. The only person that's worth more so far is Scott. Screw the werewolves/wendigoes that are a measly 250K each, if I'm a hunter…

Agreed. And I hated the reasoning too. In what world would Lexi think Damon's a better person for Stefan to have in his life?

Those last two sentence could be the tagline for the entire series.

-Well looks like Ian drew the short straw on which brother gets to “die”/go missing/be miserable at the end of this season. None of it even matters though because ALARIC IS BACK.
-I’m glad they took time out of a busy, emotional episode to try and convince us all to buy cellphones
-What is with the lady friends of the…

There are two redeeming aspects to current TVD and their names are Stefan and Caroline.

Connor was the absolute worst.

Ok fine. In his personal life Nolan is the Xander of Revenge.

Nolan is the Xander of Revenge.

He only got stabbed once with a pretty small knife so by TV rules that means he's still in play (especially in a world where David Clarke is somehow still living).

"Anthony Francis? What is he gonna be the Pope?"
Also: "Stop chewing gum you're not ten years old" and "You're describing yourself as a prostitute again".
Sad to see Tim Daly go. They better make Danny and Mindy worth it.

I wish I could like this a million times.

-“I don’t think this guy’s the best anything.” and “No one cares about the witches.” and finally the amazingly gross “Our ex girlfriend.” Guys, I’m finally able to sympathize with Damon again! (At least until those last two minutes, which hurt both my eyes and my brain)
-Caroline’s Dad’s cabin? That’s still in the…

Love is Forever is a VERY intense theme for a middle school dance.

I think it's the hair.