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AV Club has been a fountain of disappointment for like, two weeks.

The reviews this season have been pretty bad.

A-. The show as a whole is pretty bad at this point was this was an extremely entertaining hour if you pretended it happened at the end of season 3. Very excited to see where Gimple is going to go now that he's rid himself of the previous showrunner's baggage.

Really? No "Dear Zachary"? That is like, the apex of unwatchable more than once.

I'm normally not one to complain when things change but this is garbage. I only come here for TVC and now I can't grade or follow shows anymore? What is this shit? So much for fostering a community.

They're doing it all backwards too. He's supposed to go insane post-chip. Oh well. It's a turvy-topsy world.

Close! I'm a metropire!

You're dating a 17 year old?! SCANDAL!

Let's hope they're more of the Owen Wilson in-for-one-scene guest stars than the Jack Black hijack-an-episode guest stars.

She's the Merlin of TV actresses.

Hey! You're not Yee Yee! AW HELL NAW

I don't think we're supposed to. I mean the writing has been pretty sloppy since the pilot, so I've always viewed TWD as a mood piece with tertiary human characters who occasionally die.

DOWNBOATS AHOY! But no, seriously, I really hope they fixed the one-black-dude-at-a-time permanently and not just for this season.

The first episode he appears in will cost Three-Dogg his life.

TWD: Battle Royale would be pretty sweet.

She's totally gonna get knifed by one of those little girls. Probably right after bangin' Daryl for the first time on-screen. Mid-season finale maybe?

They don't think it be like it is, but it do.

A year in the future, and yep, still dickin'.

Yeah, that's the one episode of Dollhouse I've always skipped on subsequent rewatches of the series. I tend to skip the art thief episode too, but only if I'm watching alone/with someone who's already seen the show.

Right, because we totally didn't get enough of J. August Richards' brooding action-hero one-note-ness on Angel.