Don't you mean R-Evolution? Whoever names these should be fired.

Yeah, I'd probably prefer to take a stud in the 1st round (Amari Cooper or someone who can rush the QB) and then take Hundley in round 2.

I know I'm not the only one frustrated by Sarah Koenig. I feel like she sometimes spends a lot of time on things that don't seem to matter, and lets other big questions go by the wayside. So here are a few questions that may be stupid or have already been answered:

SAM BRADFORD IS A QB ON THE RAMS WHO IS TERRIBLE WHEN HEALTHY, BUT ALSO FREQUENTLY INJURED. PERFECT FOR THE JETS!

My real concern is that there's no answer at QB next year. The best theoretical options are Mariota, Winston, RG3, and Bradford. Which… yikes. Plus the secondary is a disaster.

She's the heir to the Carmel taxi and limousine service. You know, "Dial 666-6666, remember 6!"

F and Double F.

MYOOOOOOOSICAL GUEST: NASIIIIM PEDRAD!

STINGER!…… looks old as shit.

I'd love to try some of the cocaine that led a network executive to say, "You know who everyone loves? Katherine Heigl! She's the perfect combination of not hatable and realistic as an intelligence agent this network needs!"

What grade are Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney supposed to be in? Sometimes it feels like they're high school students but they can't be beyond 6th grade if they're friends with Nelson and (occasionally) Bart, right? I realize the answer is probably "Whatever the joke requires them to be" but it's nagging at me.

Saw Foxcatcher. It was… good? Not great. For all the talk about Carell's performance, Ruffalo was definitely the highlight in a much subtler role. Channing Tatum didn't have a ton to do but he nailed the physicality of a wrestler.

Henry Cavill was the only one I missed! I yelled "Jim Caviezel" but realized that was the wrong Jesus.

Guess I left out some details.

Ooh, ooh, I have a question! It might be really boring, but I'll go for it.

I never thought I'd say this, but Frank Stallone has good taste.

I hope someone got fired for that blunder!

Can we declare a moratorium on that Amy Poehler story from Bossypants?

Rock over London! Rock on, Chicago.

Ser Bret screwed Ser Bret!