I think War of the Worlds was the common cold, maybe? They had no immunity to our diseases. I could be wrong.

No, but she is related to Homer Nixon.

They don't have to be twins to be born at the exact same time.

I think it's more an overcompensation. Guns, big cars, underage girls, hatred of black men. It's pretty obvious what he's working with.

Hosting five thousand times.

Bill Maher?

I snored horribly all growing up. I was skinny and didn't do any of the things that would exacerbate it. I eventually got surgery that shaved down my tonsils and uvula and it's helped immensely. Since then, I've gained (and lost back) a lot of weight. When I'm overweight or smoking cigarettes, it can come back in a…

Ah yes, the little known "I can't pronounce your name, even though I don't have to" rule, combined with the "hypothetical take limit". Classic.

It's true! We're so lame!

I think a fairly typical perspective is that, early on in a marriage (especially on a honeymoon) the couple should be so into each other that outside participation isn't required. Then, as things get boring in the boudoir, they figure out additions to make. So he's probably worried that in 10 years they'll either be…

As a fellow former Quaker, thank you. Phew. I was worried something horrible had happened.

I prefer ridiculous movies where the actors are too dumb to get it over movies where the cast is winking at the camera the whole time. Starship Troopers has held up better than, say, Snakes on a Plane.

The real question is: who thinks this is a good idea? It fractures their party even further. I guess in theory it tries to appeal to both camps without alienating either. At least in the Rove days, the Republicans were unified. Now they're crazy AND chaotic.

Rubio is doing the GOP response, Rand Paul is doing the Tea Party response. So you're both right!

While I love that quote, it's pretty clear in retrospect that Tyson didn't believe any of it. He knew he was washed up, so he amped up the theatrics to sell PPVs. It worked for a while, too.

See, no one told her "Up All Night" was gonna be this way…

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Yes, because nobody does a Bill Cosby impression. Also, that was definitely Cosby, not Cosby-Bukowski, so it couldn't have been him.

Leslie is basically a liberal Hank Hill. I love them both, but they tend to be in situations where after 22 minutes of being kind of an ass, they end up being right.

Honestly, I can't think of a valid counter-argument. The assholes have it!