I don't know how much worth Juno has (more than nothing, although I didn't much care for it) but Bateman was probably the best part.

Maybe it's gotten better since the first episode, but it just seemed like W. Kamau Bell skipped way too many steps and it's hurt him. Things like stage presence, charisma, and delivery kind of matter. I can see the potential, but there's a lot of honing that needs to happen. But hey, that's how Conan was at first, and…

No I was living in NYC when I got my other ones and went to this great place that was really cool. I'm living in South Florida now and was somewhat flying blind. The actual work he did was actually really good (it's still flaking off so I guess I should wait and make sure of that) but it was definitely off-putting…

Or Portmanfinger, even.

TATTOO THREAD (I saw it once before I think…)

Mike Tyson will be devastated when Evander Holyfield and Lennox Lewis guest star on Modern Family as a couple of roommates looking for a new pad who Phil (on the advice of Cam) mistakes for homosexuals!

When I was coaching 7th, 8th, and 9th graders in track, we'd bet on girls 100 (110?) meter hurdles. I always picked the one fat girl to finish last. Easy money.

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Now I'm worried that there's a camera in my office.

One of my roommates freshman year of college absolutely loved Becker. But he was from Venezuela and kind of weird, so that barely counts.

No can dosville, babydoll.

But I thought it was about me!

Their star player was really more of an accessory to murder, in all likelihood. And can any of us say we're not guilty of that? Not in a metaphorical sense, either.

Yeah, as I was watching, I was thinking that the foley guy nailed the disgusting sounds of them making out but not the sounds of the dude cumming all up in his pants. Which he definitely did on every take.

They made that movie. It was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down".

Man, I was so excited for the XFL. Then I watched it and it was just shitty football with poorly thought out rules changes and the occasional funny jersey. Yeesh.

I will say I liked most of it. I am essentially incapable of jumping into a show while skipping a bunch of it, but I'm glad I watched season 1. It does, however, seem mostly inessential to the rest of the series. The early stuff with Olivia's boyfriend/partner is pretty interesting, and I liked the Jared Harris…

@avclub-b08c744482acd39636a8db16c9db3439:disqus I pretty much eat the same thing for lunch every day and I'm a huge slob. Eating the same thing for lunch every day is just as likely to be a symptom of laziness as orderliness.

@avclub-b08c744482acd39636a8db16c9db3439:disqus I pretty much eat the same thing for lunch every day and I'm a huge slob. Eating the same thing for lunch every day is just as likely to be a symptom of laziness as orderliness.