And for the third year in a row, the only nomination Shameless gets is for Joan Cusack, which she won't win.

It wasn't the best episode but it sure wasn't on the level of "That's Lobstertainment" or that one about the eyePhone. My biggest complaint would be that GI Joe has been parodied better before (Cheat Commandos). I thought the "Bort!" thing would have been mildly amusing once, but when they kept repeating it, it got…

Bort?

Yes, this is America, and getting that child started early on the path to heart disease and Type II diabetes is that mother's God-given right.

"Today I'd like to tell you about four girls I know very well."
- And why I'm being fired.

I've bought:

Anyone who has both a clothing line and chewing gum flavor is probably a douchebag.

Genevieve looks like Ann Coulter. Poor woman.

I read Dan's latest book about a month ago and half the essays include an aside on how hot his husband is. And then I saw him on TV after the DOMA ruling and he mentioned that because of DOMA he had to pay an extra $80,000 in taxes last year. Humility is definitely not one of his defining traits.

According to Memory Alpha, it's because she thought her character wasn't being given enough to do (probably since Tasha Yar and Worf's roles overlapped). Not the best decision, considering she's not a very good actor and her career didn't exactly go anywhere after TNG.

Something something Leonard Pierce.

Pretty much everything he released from Dare to Be Stupid to Alapalooza - I was like 10 or 11 when the latter was released, some time after which I started listening to serious music. I've still never heard the originals for some of them (Who's Johnny, Living in America, Ruthless People, and MacArthur Park).

I watched the RiffTrax, and even with that I couldn't get through the entire thing in one sitting.

I'm surprised more people don't drop a few f-bombs on Antiques Roadshow when they find out how much their stuff is worth.

Ted Lerner, is that you?

I wouldn't mind making Nadal grunt.

No, those are red.

There are also all of the people who think the Rapture is just around the corner, so why bother conserving resources?

It will end with Hodor sitting on the floor staring into a snow globe of Winterfell.

Danny, I'm killing my eyes — killing my eyes — killing my Danny — kill Danny —