Tecumseh laid out the reasons why I can't stand Doctor Who anymore, and it makes me sad because I've loved the show since I was a kid watching the classic series on Maryland Public Television.

"Huffies" is a euphemism for "blowjobs", right?

One of my favorite Voyager episodes was Equinox, where Voyager comes across a science vessel that got dragged to the Delta Quadrant like Voyager was, and their journey home has been a lot rougher. The ship is heavily damaged, half the crew is dead, and they're doing whatever it takes to get home. Voyager should have…

My favorite is "Oh yeah, where's your album?", as if only a musician is allowed to be a music critic.

SEE MY POWAH!

What, you mean most people can't afford to just walk away from their job with no backup plan or prospects? *lights cigar with $100 bill*

We're going to say what we want to say, and you're going to say what you want to say, and then we're done.

And her poor father wrote a song about her. "Christy… you make me misty…"

Oh, a good percentage of them are just on there to get their product on TV.

That's still tender.

Mr. Lindsey, is this your skull?

My standard entry is Winter's Boned.

It will turn out in the finale that the Doctor actually has a number of names, like David Ryder.

I first read it about the same age, and it's probably the book I've read more times than any other. I just re-read it again about six months ago and it still makes me laugh out loud.

I'm looking forward to the scene where Superman flies fast, then in slow-motion, then fast again.

Or a Star Trek spinoff about an interstellar con man?

If B.C. is a caveman, how can he celebrate Ash Wednesday?!

On the other hand, if people want to give Zach Braff money in exchange
for a t-shirt and the chance to eventually pay full price to see a Zach
Braff movie

Shoot them both, Spock!

Not if you write 12 songs that clock in at 10 seconds or less.