My favorite scene is the one where Dr. McCoy comes onto the bridge, stares at the viewscreen with everyone else for a few minutes, then leaves without saying anything to anyone.

I thought their worst one was the Caroline Kennedy biography. What do you say about a woman who's coasted through her life on her last name and done nothing noteworthy?

Every time I've been near a Shake Shack the line's been out the door. I'd like to try it, but not that badly.

She's also good on NTSF:SD:SUV::.

I used to work in an office with a bunch of Kinkades on the walls. It was a perfect encapsulation of the nouveau riche owners of the company and their tacky aesthetic.

"Did you renew The Walking Dead for a fifth season?"
"Yes."

I hope they can re-use that liver. It would be quite a waste otherwise.

It would probably be hard to regularly write about a show that has such a rigid format.

Come on down to Johnny's Discount Sex Equipment Emporium! We've got hundreds of certified pre-owned sex toys just waiting for a new owner to drive them home!

Just gimme a chance to do a hip hop dance, gimme a chance to do a dance!

No zombie Jews allowed.

I haven't seen the one available episode of Celestial Toymaker in a long time (I used to have The Hartnell Years VHS tape) but I remember it being pretty entertaining. The big problem was William Hartnell was sick or whatever so they couldn't actually show him. I can imagine four episodes of cutaways to a disembodied…

They had me with #masturbatingturtle.

Given how reactionary the fanbase is to any changes in the show, the fact that it's not another manic young guy is a coup in itself.

I actually generally enjoy the show, but the finale was such a dud that I wasn't sure if I wanted to continue. I ended up setting my DVR after vacillating back and forth on watching it, because until GoT, Justified, Shameless come back next year I only watch about three hours of TV a week.

"If the ship ye wish to flee, go to escape pod 7B."

What is… the employee's entrance at the Bunny Ranch?

Teen Wolf is better than this show.

Classic Kevin J. Anderson. And when I say "classic", I mean "horrible".

How could we talk about our favorite Quiet Riot songs if we can't spell it "cum"?