Middle name Perpugilliam.

Can't you see that this barnyard noise guessing game is tearing us apart?

I loved Ochoa back in season 3. They clashed so badly at first and then they clicked like crazy. It's a shame Lydia had to screw it up by sleeping with Ochoa's son.

Goddamn Reapers got him.

This is a song that I wrote at a time in my life when I was very, very,
very sad… Breakfast, actually. It's called "Hairdresser in a Coma".

It had some good ingredients, like Paul McGann, who was a really good casting choice for the Doctor, and the beautiful design of the TARDIS interior, but on the whole it's a failed experiment, and definitely an artifact of the mid-90s when FOX was throwing everything at the wall to try to see if anything would stick…

Just a bit of warning, you might want to pace yourself with watching them, i.e. watch one or two parts of the stories at a time. In particular, Hartnell-era Doctor Who can be a chore to sit through; most of the time, the pacing is glacial and the production values are just above high school play-level.

When I took music appreciation, the professor spent a good 2-3 weeks on Gregorian chant, to the point where he brought in Monty Python and the Holy Grail and played the bit with the monks. I have a feeling if I ever hear "Haec Dies" again, I will have a psychotic break and go try to burn down a monastery or something.

No, he's not complaining about his work getting bastardized by someone else while writing a story using someone else's characters.

Well, he certainly doesn't look like Rep. John Olver, if that helps.

That's par for the course. Any time there's a tragedy, the media ignores everything else in favor of some ratings-grabbing grief porn.

That's par for the course. Any time there's a tragedy, the media ignores everything else in favor of some ratings-grabbing grief porn.

But it has such great characters, like Gay Stereotype #1, Gay Stereotype #2, Racist Grandma, and Precocious 10-Year-Old!

But it has such great characters, like Gay Stereotype #1, Gay Stereotype #2, Racist Grandma, and Precocious 10-Year-Old!

I feel like Jack Reacher is almost, but not quite, a porn star name.

I feel like Jack Reacher is almost, but not quite, a porn star name.

Yes, and their other hit makes "Kryptonite" seem like the Beatles in comparison.

Yes, and their other hit makes "Kryptonite" seem like the Beatles in comparison.

Lee Ving? Isn't he a Carmen Sandiego henchman?

Lee Ving? Isn't he a Carmen Sandiego henchman?