I read that in the Mr. Poopybutthole voice and it fit in perfectly. Oooooo-eee!

A quick tip: When online sportsbooks release betting info on how long the national anthem performance will be, always go for the over.

Well, Dippin Dots were supposed to be the ice cream of the future like 20 years ago. The company is still around and thriving but you have to wonder, what do they mean by the future?

What the? There's no driver! THE CHICKENS HAVE TAKEN OVER!

SNL has had a reputation of political-themed cold opens throughout the show's entire history. However, the show has pretty much reserved political-themed sketches to that part simply because they know it draws media coverage regardless of how many people actually watch the show. It is nothing new in the least. It…

Steve Bannon is worse than Trump. Kellyanne Conway may also be worse because she's so delusional (although she doesn't have control of the prez like Bannon does).

The Kellyanne Conway sketch would have been better if it were just two or three minutes of her deflecting questions and changing the subject and bringing up polls not matter how much of a stretch it is. You know, like she always does.

You can definitely tell Aziz Ansari was into the show. It's too bad most other hosts aren't as excited and enthusiastic about being on the show as he is. He also made lots of the sketches he was in work.

I'm glad I dropped This Is Us and replaced it with something else. I honestly did not think that it was going to be as massive of a hit as it is. I guess some people do want a drama that is kind of grounded and isn't about crime and all that stuff.

The event was so big even a few dozen protested in Antarctica. So the people who find facts about the environment and develop logic out of trends and statistics carefully gathered and organized over the course of years beat out the people who believe in "facts and logic" and claim that most protesters have never heard…

He could have just touched Kellyanne Conway's jacket from yesterday and gotten it out of his system.

I'm pretty sure political topics on the newswire for the most part are about cases when entertainment and pop culture mix in with the political scene. Considering Trump's overt fascination with the spotlight and celebrities in general, I can't say I'm surprised that pop culture has been mingling with politics as much…

"Women, who are very overrated, are flocking to DC. That's not as bigly as the crowd at my inauguration. Love!"

You really have to feel bad for Matt Furie. He didn't ask for any of this at all.

The more you watch Michael Moore, it becomes evident that he probably hired a bunch of ghostwriters for Canadian Bacon.

I want to spend this time clarifying some rather controversial remarks I made during this particular thread from yesterday. Yesterday I sounded as though I was critical of people who are panicking and dreading the Trump administration and don't want to do anything…that is, people who can't get themselves to do what…

Old Bay Seasoning is awesome, it certainly is. It's not too spicy but it adds a good kick.

Arby's does at least have an amusing Twitter feed. One time they took a photo with one of their potato cakes that had some Arby Sauce on it to make it look like Bill from Gravity Falls. The creator of the show then asked about contacting "Mr. Arby" to get a hat like the logo so he can get free Arby's for life.

Wendy's fries taste best when you dip them in chili with hot sauce added.

I tried one of their big bacon burgers today and it didn't feel like it was cooked or prepared all the way.