Pretty soon I will be using a totally different avatar in the new era of the AV Club. So with that in mind, I want to give a huge thanks to Jimmy Two-Shoes for sticking around for the last 5+ years as my avatar. Stay awesmazing, Jimmy!

My Kinja account has a different avatar…I figured it was a time for a change after 5+ years. So if you see me on the new AV Club or on another Disqus-powered site like Nathan Rabin's Happy Place, The Comeback/Awful Announcing or AVCAD (oh i get it!) then…well, you know.

Not as great as this one:
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Questionable people will Pepe quite a good amount of money for his services.

Let's just hope whoever the Breitbartians support now isn't worse than Trump is. And there are people out there who are actually worse than Trump. Ever heard of Paul Nehlen? He makes Paul Ryan seem friendly.

And if you are led to believe what the extreme right says, she had a penis.

I have a theory that the only reason why Trump still has Bannon on his team is because Bannon has some really nasty and ugly stuff on Trump and that he'll only stay quiet if he's given some sort of power.

Give them credit for at least omitting the second bridge verse in the video.

Well, he directly stars in it and talks about his life and work and all that stuff so he's definitely seen it. I just hope that he's around to give us some more insight into the program when it premieres.

I prefer douche as it is a non-profanity that sounds like a profanity and is just as intense.

That's the bottom line for ya.

Darren Aronofsky sure wasn't kidding when he showed in the Wrestler how it can age anyone really fast. Of course, he had a sizeable number of current and former wrestlers as consultants for that movie.

I admit that I am not as much of a fan of professional wrestling as many others but I do admire the people who participate for being committed to their line of work. Ric Flair is one of the most interesting and fascinating ones I know of; it is just awesome to see a guy who loves his work and his fans and really has a…

So your father slices your hand off? Just add some Windex on it.

It pisses me off when you hear Jump Around at sporting events because you keep on getting the feeling that they're gonna do the Harlem Shuffle.

To be fair, the Ice Bucket Challenge did actually result in a real discovery relating to a key gene that may be a precursor to ALS. It's one of the biggest developments in the study of ALS in years.

I've been digging that Awful Sound podcast that was promoted here recently. It's really fun to laugh about music and what we liked back then.

Listen, let's not bring up the fact that you have canceraids again, alright?

Get OUT! (shoves the Seinfeld Quote Generator)

It's a true mystery. Hopefully it will stay a mystery as it's a part of the intrigue surrounding the guy.