It's good that Five Guys has a smaller size option for fries now. It used to be they had just regular and large but the regular can feed like three people.

There's a reason why Burger King sells its chicken nuggets for outlandishly cheap. Although I use the word "chicken" loosely.

I would have liked this more if he said to fuck Trump instead of screwing Trump.

Yes.

"John Legend, Metallica, Carrie Underwood, and Keith Urban are also set to perform in the awards show"

Watching the Trumper's face during the inauguration ceremony, I'm convinced he has a "What the hell did I just get myself into?" look on his face. Either that or he's wondering why there's no yellow accents all around, if you catch my drift.

I'm not saying you should stop protesting or stop making your voice heard. We all need people to speak up when things go south.

Don't you wish entertaining comebacks, reunions and all that stuff could happen without having to be based on political protests, tragic events, deaths or the desperate need for money when it runs tight?

I think calling Trump supporters "deplorables" was the #1 point that caused Hillary to lose the election. Sure, there were many other factors, but Hillary ended up unifying Trumpers in a huge way and that put her at a massive disadvantage.

"Don't remind me."
- typical everyday parent

Just like a low-cost version of Monster Trucks.
THE MONSTER IS IN THE TRUCK

There's no way he will nuke someone for whatever reason. But considering how thin-skinned he is, you can never tell. Still doubt it will happen.

Well, if you can't manage to get yourself out of bed, get to work as usual, laugh and have fun with life then you really need some fucking help.

I'm obviously not a fan of Trump either, believe me. But I got a simple question for all of you:

Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
Something something
Yet another thing
It turned out to be a cock!
OH!

Well, this man was once known as Andrew Silverstein but it's probably clear that he adopted the name change because he thought it sounded cool and more appropriate for his style of comedy.

There are plenty of patriotic Americans out there who have served their country and are willing to do anything for it…not to mention people who have sacrificed so much for its benefit.

If there is one man who is profiting off of terror and false patriotism more than anyone in America, it's Lee Greenwood. Fuck him.

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Still a pretty funny story.

On one hand, PBS really doesn't need government funding because so many people donate to them already. Not to mention PBS is pretty much safe with its Elmo money.