I am genuinely surprised that there haven't been more ties in the NFL with these new overtime rules. I always thought the old overtime rules were fine and that just because someone gets possession first doesn't mean that team will win every time.

Don't worry about it. We crave a different kind of buzz anyway.

He sounds more logical and a hell of a lot less brash than Budweiser with that Super Bowl ad from a while back. You know, the one that inadvertently caused craft brewers to make all those pumpkin peach ales.

You know, you didn't have to waste a few hundred words letting us know that jerk-offs were supporting Trump. It was already obvious that jerk-offs would do so.

That's nowhere near as good as Terry Funk's Japan-only album.
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I remember growing up in the early 1990s and I saw something about a show on TV called the Hogan Family. I was totally excited to see it because I thought it would entail Hulk's family doing crazy things.

I thought Blaine Gabbert was the real American.
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One of the mailbag episodes of the We Hate Movies podcast mentioned that one of the people in the credits to the Passion of the Christ is a "muppeteer." Which is kind of unusual for a movie as serious as that. After all, there's a huge difference between a puppet and a muppet.

(drinks Lipton brand ice tea directly from the pitcher)
Eh, that's none of my business.

Hey, that's the name of their second album!

I sure hope the "freedom fries" aren't too bigly. They might be too hard to grasp into your hand if they were too bigly.

Tyler Perry's Row 11 was a great recurring sketch during Conan O'Brien's early TBS era. Although Perry himself showed up on one of those sketches so he clearly gets the joke…and he hasn't learned from it.

At the NC State Fair, one of the food vendors was selling "freedom fries." So they are still a thing but not by as much as you'd expect. Toby Keith's restaurant at Harrah's on the Las Vegas Strip serves them too.

If I were running the Cubs, I'd just have the seventh inning stretch be a video of Harry Caray leading people into the song. It would be a special tradition for the Cubs kind of like how the Brewers, Orioles, Blue Jays and Astros use special songs during the stretch.

Speaking of Chance the Rapper, help me out with something. What does Chance always wear that #3 hat? Is he like one of those Dipper clones that escaped and has to avoid water?

He'd love Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois near O'Hare. Allstate has a thing for hands.

At this juncture just about everyone has made up their minds about who they will vote for. Even if this FBI stuff happened two months ago it would not have made much of a difference. At least I doubt it would.

You know what Donald Trump's least favorite ballpark is?

Starland Vocal Band?! They suck!
(Can you believe that they had their own variety show at one point? David Letterman appeared on it once)

See your Favorite Stranger Things stars in this new Carpool Karaoke segment