I had no idea Ten-Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles was so popular.

The new Chipotle burger place is called "Tasty Made."

I saw Gwar at Riot Fest in Chicago last month. It was immensely entertaining and amusing. There was something just plain awesome about watching a bunch of guys in elaborate costumes playing metal while figures dressed as presidential candidates disembowel each other with fake blood shooting out in the audience. And…

"They tried moving us to the barbecue section once."

There's something outright entertaining about Nick Kroll playing a douche and voicing it like he was your typical fratboy douche.

Sausage Party to me is kind of similar to the Lego Movie in that I thought it was going to be unnecessary trash when I first heard about it but it turns out both movies are great. Sausage Party is an especially entertaining allegory on religion too. I would love to see it get a Best Animated Feature nomination if only…

Look at this Photograph and tell me.

Ghost Ship is a great example of a movie where the first few minutes are pretty much all you need to watch.

I'm taking Son of Zorn on this one.

It's amazing as to how so many people are obsessing over the NFL's declining ratings. Granted, it is a big decline but I am pretty sure the presidential election is the key reason for this.

I don't understand why NBC insists on having a dumb theme song with lyrics for its Sunday night games. Do you really need lyrics to tell people you're going to watch a football game? Monday Night Football and Hockey Night In Canada don't need lyrics and you know what you're going to get into when you hear their themes.

I admit that society might be a little too PC at times but at least I know that you shouldn't be all offended when things don't go your way or if someone does something you don't agree with. When things don't go the alt-right's way, they threaten to look at the use legal actions and pray that Trump will win because…

Ever notice how the alt-right always says that they aren't PC and that they are willing to say anything but at the same time when people make fun of them they get all huffy and threaten to sue?

The sandwiches are extremely hit or miss; sometimes you've got a great chicken filet but in other cases you've got a massive bunch of crumbs and skin and all that stuff. The chicken nuggets are better in that they're easier to eat and are great with Polynesian sauce.

Led Zeppelin = awesome.
Kids in junior high and high school who love Led Zeppelin = annoying as fuck.

"I like her boobs, they're sensing things, you know. It's like they have ESPN, believe me."

I picked MacGyver to be renewed first. I suppose that and the other two shows all qualify for 200 bonus points. Finally, something good for my entry for a change.

Oh yeah! He scored an A on that one.

I legitimately thought that Hillary was making a monster mistake by referring to them as deplorables. I figured that a vast majority of Trump supports aren't the "deplorables" that she said they were and that it was going to be a huge rallying point for the Trump community.

You can tell a person is an asshole when that person either has the word "deplorable" in one's online handle, has a picture of Pepe the Frog as one's avatar or uses triple parentheses when referring to Jewish people.