Well, I guess Brosef was Tearing Up Your Heart.

But…that's his double! How on earth is this possi-hey, that dog has a puffy tail!
(runs off chasing dog)

Sure, sounds fine by me. ;)

But should be REALLY rest in peace? This man fucked over several people.

The Flintstones also hawked Busch beer.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

And with that the Chinese athletes are put back in storage.
http://www.theonion.com/art…

Apparently the Republicans are so desperate at this point that they are trying to insist that Hillary is wearing a catheter and that those wrinkles or crisps you see in her outfits are the bulges from the catheter materials.

I had no knowledge of that Disco Demolition book until now. That sounds like a very appealing read; it's a unique moment in music and sports history alike.

This just reminds me of Conan O'Brien's fake celebrity survey to Vin Diesel where he says it's tough acting in that he has to tell people he is Groot when in reality he is not actually Groot.

Talk about a sudden turn. One minute you're excited to see Godzilla beat up massive monsters, the next minute some annoying as fuck comic relief comes out and ruins the day.

As much as I wish Will Leitch would come back to Deadspin and bring it back to its old glory, I know he's moved on unfortunately.

On a related note, the Cardinals won their fourth game in a row yesterday.

Rob Bricken, formerly of Topless Robot/the Robot's Voice, is the new editor there. I sure hope he brings a bit of the old TR touch to io9 so the site can actually be readable again.

Neil Hamburger's Twitter is one of the best things you'll ever see. It's mostly him making nasty responses to corporate tweets and him retweeting dozens of posts about people becoming sick from eating at Taco Bell.

Bring back the Whale!

Surf my beach up!

Social media's gonna be pissed if the people don't get them holding hands and doing romancey stuff.

Whatever. I bet Adele Dazeem would be better in this than Idina Menzel.

Of Montreal is a very difficult band. They have some good songs here and there but Hissing Fauna is the only record of theirs that you could really listen to from start to finish without becoming irritated in some way.

Electronic Arts brought back NBA Jam a few years ago. I don't see why they can't bring back Mutant League Football (or Hockey), especially since the NFL would probably be hell bent on keeping them from bringing back NFL Blitz.