Hyper Blade would be a thrilling futuristic mix of lacrosse, hockey and other field sports complete with ramps, gates and weapons. Unfortunately, the sport would probably be outlawed due to each match resulting in several fatalities.

The Olsens have more freedom in their lives than they did as kids and today they're worth hundreds of millions of dollars. They deserve the right to stay away and do their own things.

Totally forgot about that. But at least the artist did not dwell on it and decided to go in a different direction. Normally comic artists would try and "build" upon a fake one-dimensional "legacy."

Thanks for not going down the predictable/hip/trendy route by not bringing up the Grimace. Seriously, just because one short-lived cartoon got it right about the Grimace doesn't mean it can turn into a meme.

It's amazing as to how he starred in so many important movies over his career. It's also awesome to know that he was still respectful of his Star Wars days and was grateful for the fans too. I'd be hard pressed to be like that if I was in a heavily beloved movie franchise like that.

His was real….and it was spectacular!

(hands PowerThirteen a Junior Mint)

I have to respect Jerry for this decision. The only way how you could get a Seinfeld reunion show to work is if you could make it as memorable or unique as the original Seinfeld show…something that would be next to impossible to do.

Who in the hell thinks it's a good idea to make black metal logos like those?

There's no specific set rule as to what the scoring system is like in Calvinball. It would be too confusing to the IOC. One minute you're up E to 14, the next minute you're down 35 to 800.

Guess correctly and you will get….a new car!!!
(stock picture of new-looking car flashes on screen for a quarter of a second)

At least baseball is returning in 2020. Whether or not it will be around for more than that is unclear.

Actually, it's in upper case so it's MAGIC!, not Magic. It's the opposite of fun..

Just listen to the lyrics and you'll see that this guy is a dominating sleaze who wants this woman even if her father says no…and this guy doesn't even say if she's really interested in him. The faux reggae sound just makes it worse. Fuck this song and this band.

I genuinely appreciate how the AV Club is a place that lets me know about the latest appealing/disturbing trends in fast food products and food delivery.

God nut, teenage witch, what's the difference?

All That was too dumb even for 13-year-old me back then. Rocket Power was the true nail in the coffin; it was like a bunch of Poochies all together.

Oh, I still think Down On the Upside is a great album. But yes, there are definitely plenty of good tunes from the year but there were just so many symbols of what was going wrong and how impossible it was to keep the alt rock train going.

My brother saw Rammstein a few years ago and I recall him telling me something the singer said to the audience:
"(something in German)….this is the only English you will hear from us today."

I think 1996 was an unusual time in music in general. It was a time when people started to turn to various types of music just to try and find something positive. The deaths of Cobain, Tupac and Biggie hurt big time as well as rap going hardcore gangsta, grunge spawning various forgettable third-stringers, rock bands…