How can you munch on popcorn so loudly? I don't even think caramel corn can be that loud.

"When you tell a 22-year-old to turn off the phone, don’t ruin the
movie, they hear please cut off your left arm above the elbow. You can’t
tell a 22-year-old to turn off their cellphone. That’s not how they
live their life."

It's not a liberal or conservative issue. It's about common sense when you're in the movie theater. And common sense dictates that you shouldn't be texting or doing other stuff with your phone in the theater.

Is it just me or does that picture of Channing Tatum look like something you'd see on a 1990s CD-ROM FMV game?

Wasn't there a scene in this or Animaniacs were some fat nerdy guy was talking about random crap he wants to see and asked if there was going to be a Fifi spinoff?

Eesh, I know that Hollywood has lots of questionable figures, but let's not compare it to a toilet.

Well, I guess the NC GOP is going to have to go to some other place to watch their trans furry Nazi bondage videos.

My Baby Is An Ugly Man could be a legit direct-to-streaming movie for Rob Schneider. Hell, the Animal itself is technically a direct-to-DVD schlockfest that somehow managed to make it into theaters.

Someone needs to take that "Oh no we suck again" meme picture of Rob Schneider and repurpose it to say "Oh no I still suck" or something.

Sylvia is an awesome badass but deep down she has a real heart of gold.

Don't forget the Onion-sounding Angry Man Pounded By The Fear Of His Latent Gayness Over A Dinosaur Transitioning Into A Unicorn

Yeah, but what about that giant Muppet that looks like he's made of leather?

Some of the stories I've read about those gaming bars in Korea are really fucked up. People apparently take their games a little too seriously there. Also, I see they still play with the first Starcraft game.

The Adams, Sting and Stewart moniker for the performers on that song was very appropriate, if you catch my drift.

Surprisingly it's not on my card. But it has separate spaces for not buying his stuff ever again and not pirating his stuff again.

Alright, get your Conservative Response Bingo Cards out!

I'm not big on fun. but I would take fun. over MAGIC! in a heartbeat.

The difference between the SC and NC laws is that NC got it through with absolutely no real discussion or promotion. Have you seen the ever-expanding list of NC businesses that are speaking out against it? Even the three major sports teams in the state are speaking out against it.

I was never a fan of Beverly Perdue and was glad she let someone else run for the governor's office…but at least she wasn't as threatening as McCrory is.

The sad thing is that the GOP people who passed the bill are sticking to their guns and may not recognize the consequences until the state really becomes ostracized and the economy here really takes a hit. It's like they are in a last-gasp attempt to hold onto values based on bigotry/stereotypes/questionable or…